Rusiawan Asli Klaten

By: rusiawan

Dec 30 2009

Category: Ga penting, Renung, Sehari-hari

4 Comments

My wife often asks me how much i miss her. Awh..it’s kinda hard to measure it,isn’t it? Usually I say to her, “i miss you so much hunn..” But,she is not satisfied enough I guess. Or because I answered with that “much” phrase too often :P.
But what should I do, love;yearning and other feelings are unmeasurable,irrational value,arent they :P. Honestly, I understand that she wants me to answer with more romantic expression. But poor her,she got no romantic husband, me. Ehehe… But believe me, I’m in learning process of being romantic :P.
If by any chance you’re asked by your mate how much you miss her/him, here I share my collections eheheh..

Romantic way
1. I miss you so much honey.
She will know that you miss her much, but how much? I believe you need to prepare another answer. It’s too plain and common answer,indeed :P
2. I miss you as much as you miss me plus 1.
It’s still abstract though. But at least she has to accept it since she should know how much she misses you :P. And you are the winner! doesnt matter how much she misses you, you’ll be in advance :p
Romantic and scientific way
3. Honey, you are all my life. I miss you as many as my heart has beaten since the first time i’ve fallen in love with you.
If she keeps asking you how much, how much.. give her the datas :P. On average our heart beats 70 times/minute. 1 day = 1440 minutes. Hence, our hearts beats ~ 10000 times a day. Then ask her to calculate herself how many is it based on the time of your love has elapsed :P.
4. Honey, If you want to know how much I miss you, try to catch the raindrops. If the ones you catch are how much you miss me then the others you miss are how much i miss you.
Same as number 3, give her the datas. Rain drops in average 70-100 drops per square meter per second = A. Assume the surface of her hand palm = 2P (D.I.Y: if you dont know your mate’s handpalm, prepare your ruler to measure. do it with love! :P). Assume rain falls all over the wide of the area where she lives = W. Hence, how much you miss her is quantized as (W-2P)/A per unit time (the duration when you want to play in the rain) :P

Since we all know our feelings are always in fluctuation, above calculation is using general condition that feelings rate are constant. But if your mate is good at mathematic, feel free to use your own integral and differential equation :P.

Haha.. that’s just for fun. If you love your mate with all of your heart, Don’t ever try to calculate or quantize how much your mate’s feelings towards you, not only because it’s difficult :P, but when you finally come with the perfect solution, you’ll tend to stop loving her more at certain point.